I know my legal rights as an American citizen who voted for Trump.
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Longer than you think. The ol’ “average lifespan was 30-40 years” was because the average included child mortality. Adult lifespan was several decades more.
Can you imagine those candyass shitbuckets doing labor-intensive work? I can, and it’s hilarious.
My brother worked at Starbucks for a while and they provide health and 401k and some educational help. So Starbucks is probably too good for these guys. I remember reading that book Nickel & Dimed about getting by on minimum wage jobs and those chain maid companies seemed to be the worst. Like Merry Maids. Overworked,…
Scrambled eggs are basically a tasteless vehicle for pepper anyway.
...is this supposed to mean anything to me?
He’s got a point- I don’t see how a car hitting him in the head could make things much worse, either.
Orange County, God, click bait, “people” named Savannah, Everleigh and Cole. The new VC Andrews novel sounds like shit.
You should have seen the traffic, though, ICE didn’t think to leave before rush hour.
Cafeteria worker named new director of National School Lunch Program (NSLP) by Trump administration.
Because...you didn’t see it?
Dear Mr Judge: Please allow juror Epstein to leave early on Friday because he has a thing he has to do.
UGH WHO HAS FOUR WHOLE MINUTES THESE DAYS
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There are two seats there for Bobby Knight, one is really heavy and the other is nailed to the floor.
Svengoolie’s on MeTV, MST3000's been rebooted, and now MonsterVision is coming back. Maybe this isn’t quite the darkest timeline possible after all.
Ozil is not an immigrant. He was born in Gelsenkirchen. He’s a third-generation German citizen. His president is this guy…