Shit, there was an assistant coach on my high school wrestling team who used to tell us to abstain from sex during the season, as sex “takes away all your energy.” If coaches aren’t allowed to have dumb opinions any more, how will our students realize that most adults are full of shit?

I used to be able to say I never knew anybody that thought tan suits or Dijon mustard were anti-American.

Sorry, I realize now I should have led with that info. She’s back to her original weight and has resumed her usual activities of patrolling our back porch and sleeping. I no longer have to hand feed her and she’s gained enough weight back that she can’t fit through the bars of the pet gate between the kitchen and the…

Counter-counter-point: And THAT sounds like a young hipster who’s convinced that everything old is out of touch and if he himself didn’t “discover” it, it has no value.
Reality check: This is a movie. It is a movie based on a character in a 40 year old movie. Just sit back and enjoy it. Or don’t- won’t miss you at the…

This is a bad take

I can confirm that these accounts are TOTALLY true: I went to see Black Panther on Thursday night and as soon as I entered the theater, someone had the GALL to look me in the FACE and tell me “YOU DON’T BELONG HERE.” Then they POINTED to the EXIT and said, “BLACK PANTHER IS ACTUALLY IN THE OTHER THEATER, THIS ONE IS…

Harvey Weinstein was born and lived in NYC and Connecticut. The Weinstein Co was HQ’d in NYC too.

I’m an environmental professional who deals with the EPA on a weekly, if not daily, basis. I most definitely would not recognize Scott Pruitt if he was sitting next to me on a plane. He is the stock image of generic, middle-aged, white business guy.

/its been cast.

“Look, if the Rebels blow up the Death Star they’re just gonna brag about it, so I’m rooting for the Empire.”

read first, then comment.

Fuck him. Dinner is at five.

Give a flat eather a rocket and he is only steps away from being a pancaked earther flat earthling.

“If he can’t connect the dots he’ll never achieve penetration.”

Cue lawsuits. Lots and lots of lawsuits. If she’s so great at fundraising, maybe she can turn her hand to raising enough to settle all the lawsuits coming her, her cohorts, and Michigan State’s way. If they’re not going to do the moral and correct thing and resign immediately, it’ll have to come down to legal issues…

White Baby Boomer out of touch, lather, rinse, repeat.

I’m just here to watch people shit on Ready Player One.

Always a grappling truther.

Totally agree. The headlock is the go to move for when you don’t want to fight but you don’t want to get punched either. Which anyone who has a little brother can attest.

“for years”