I think Jalopnik commenters have been arguing this every time there’s and article about this bridge. There’s never been a consensus yet, nor do I see one happening.

I would prefer them not going, yes.

So this goes to show that Ricky gervais is kind of a dumbass, right? Like here Karl comes up with two fantastic ideas and all Ricky can do is shit on them.

People are terrible drivers everywhere.

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

He’s gonna herd at least one nerf.

WELL SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER CANDIDATE YOU GOT A 50-50 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT TRUMPS A GENETIC FREAK, AND HES NOT NORMAL. SO SHES GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT TRUMP. THEN YOU ADD GARY JOHNSON TO THE MIX? HER CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT THE VOTING BOOTH, YOU GOT A 33 1/3S…

This whole affair is just so emblematic of The Problem, isn’t it? You’ve got these gorgeous women with bodies I couldn’t even achieve by selling my soul to the devil, and yet our culture allows this fucking low-rent Pat Sajak motherfucker to feel like he’s entitled to critique their bodies.

Sorry for attacking single mothers when I said I thought this eighty year old working film actress, who said she stole shit cause she didn’t have money ON HER, maybe just forgot her purse at home. Call me Javert.

Yawnsville, Baby! Population: this shitty, fascistic movie and those who enjoyed it.

It might have been squatters.

“And here I thought I’d already HAD the worst possible time at a theater!”

What the actual fuck is that guy trying to say? No, seriously, not in a, “Boy, that guy’s point is bad” way, but in a more literal, “What the actual fuck is that guy trying to say” way.

Any word on his marriage to Morgan Fairchild?

I think you mean NXTFL.

I quit reading after it was clear Dick Gebhardt was shouldering most of the work.

Good Lord, this like the Dr. Bronner’s soap bottle of suicide notes.

I need white liberals to stop trying to “fix” everyone else’s communities once and for all and go work on their own, because clearly the call is coming from inside the house.