And this ^ is certainly the past of commenting under content aggregation posts that have regularly appeared on The AV Club for fucking ever..

Praise the lord who today hath brought us good Kinja.

I hope the agent enjoys his ten percent off these contracts. And that he does not smoke all the cigs in one day.

This seems like the first time in a while that a Republican has failed to rig something in his favor.

You know what’s funny about you guys? You think, that you weren’t replaced in SW fandom. There are millions of people, who grew up with the prequels, and the Clone Wars. That’s SW to them, and you thinking the entire fucking FRANCHISE is about your callow little ass... is funny. What’s even funnier? YOU GET BACK WHAT…

Guys, guys, c’mon. He said “disclaimer.”

I’m married. She’s 32.

Go fuck yourself

Shutting down the Florida recount in the 2000 Presidential election.

Yeah, I’m going to go ahead and speak for all of Canada and say there’s no way we’re taking in a bunch of states that would immediately form a majority of the population.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

I know the answer is likely incredible level of body control, but I’m going with wizardy.

So much for liberals being tolerant of other people’s views and beliefs!

Smacks of the city-covered planet of Coruscant, where the rich and important figures stay on the highest levels of the world’s infrastructure, whereas the lower you go in levels, the shadier and more dangerous it gets. Crime, poverty, and going home to rethink your life after peddling death sticks to a Jedi run amok…

(it was what killed Beth in Little Women, after all)

Ew.
He doesn’t even use a capital letter in his password?
Gross.

I, for one, have never heard of 14 year olds being shitty online.

I would happily buy that property and turn myself into a Sarah Winchester type woman who roams the house randomly and never sleeps in the same room two nights in a row and doesn’t interact with people. #agirlcandream

Compete: Brought to you by Kotaku and Deadspin. Right at the top numbnuts. Only for about 6 months now.

So right. The original Who would have never sunk to the depths this show has with multiple doctor stories or hiring a replacement actor for Hartnell.