“Put it this way, I’m richer than Ritchie Rich, and I’m not as rich as Scrooge McDuck.”

I bet a woman said that to him after he did something horrible

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

Puff Daddy is now The Undertaker’s in ring manager?

There are enough replies already fighting you on the “but it works” thing (I mean, it doesn’t...it’s like saying the bagel I ate today “worked” to bring me to the office because I did it during my commute, when we all know good and god damn well it was my car that did that and would have still done that if I hadn’t…

Sorry guys, I was hacked.

That’s horse shit. The Cubs invented, let them do it. Everyone else latching on is just lame.

Honest question: how much do Russian online bots make?

catfish noodling.

#allprinciplesmatter

Me too, kid. Me too.

None of the women who came forward were ever in a position where I could make or break their careers. Sexual Harassment requires that I have such power.

Learn from the WWE, they’ve been doing that to make their events look packed on television for years.

This was the largest crowd that has ever attended a live sporting event in human history

Since.. forever? The original brands of punks in the 70s and 80s were the most elitist and divisive subcultures that have ever existed and made no bones about calling out “posers.”

Punk fans are some of the most pretentious music fans you’ll ever run across, and spend an awful lot of time arguing over what is and isn’t “punk.” It’s obnoxious.

“My statements were taken out of context...”

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

I think they need to bring back the movie intermission, why are the movies so long now a days? You kids get off my lawn!!!!

I wouldn’t give Judge too much credit. I’m pretty sure this guy was using the force.