Yeah, he’s no matinee idol like Arnold.

Always nice to see the West End Games Star Wars RPG get a nod.

In all fairness, you almost need an update on the Realms because they keep experiencing such horrifying cataclysmic disasters every few years that have to then be corrected or retconned.

(Pictured: mouth-breathing fuckface.)

Metric or Imperial?

These people just need monogrammed Christmas thermoses.

You should probably avoid clicking on articles that say “Star Wars” in the title.

Stop writing love letters and making homages, remakes and send ups and just MAKE SOMETHING SCARY MOTHERFUCKERS.

i accidentally opened tumblr when my phone was in my pocket on my first day at work. IT department called my boss and i was fired for NSFW porn blogs i was following

At one point I had to reach up and grab what I thought was the toolcase I needed. I brought it down and realized it was...a very dog-eared copy of “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Looked at her...and she gave me one of those slow winks. O_o

We solved it! We solved television!

Oh! Censors! That’s it! It needs to be on HBO! No censors, no commercial breaks, and a great pairing with Last Week Tonight, either as a block of programming or with QI filling in weeks when LWT is on hiatus.

Craig Ferguson for host. Brilliant, funny, technically an American.

“Hah hah. Nice. What a tool.”

He's not reading it at all. Reading the bible is one of the surest ways to become an atheist.

To be honest, I’ve spent so much of my life angry at the basic injustices inherent to both this country and the human condition that I think I’ve transmogrified that feeling into something akin to a fuel source.

Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion

Why did you put a dead rat in your wall?

My name sounds really white, but that doesn’t stop people from actively looking upset/bummed/surprised when I show up for interviews.