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Stand-up comedy as we know it today, a guy standing in front of a mic just telling jokes, started at the Apollo.

Civil War as an arc itself was not a well executed idea in the first place, to the point that we’re desperately hoping that the third Captain America film is simply Civil War in name rather than content.

Maybe this would have surprised me two years ago. But when the headline can be reduced to “Person from Missouri acts like a total asshole to a minority,” I’m sadly incapable of being surprised anymore.

Or a hammer. I think it may be okay then.

So, in the two years between splitting from Amber and hooking up with Kim, Kanye only took 30 showers.

Yes, I found the Random Harlot Table particularly informative and vocabulary-broadening.

And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

October 21, 2015? But my Facebook feed assures me that the date in 2015 that Marty traveled to actually fell on any one of about 1,095 days between 2012 and 2015…

your not supposed to actually chew the tobacco

The first sign the company was in a tailspin should have been that the "Senior Communications Manager" was using Comic Sans as her e-mail font.

You could at least Ctrl+F and search for Israel or South Africa if you aren’t going to read the article...

“has a lot of wattage”

Hey, buddy!

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,

Richard Dawkins has done a great job of proving that just because you don’t believe in a deity doesn’t mean you can’t be an obnoxious bigoted asshole.

It sure looks easy to own

Be sure and let us know when you do get an informed and rational viewpoint.

If this were wrestling, she’d definitely be the tar heel.