I kiss cats.

Everyone. We all did that.

If the donut shop clerk had done that I’d have started a GoFundMe for him/her the same day.

I've gotten good enough to boil a sausage, microwave the mixed veggies, and prep the applesauce from squeeze packet to bowl in six minutes. I've never had a job as a line cook before this one. I totally understand why they all smoke.

They only brought Jesus to dinner with them so they could get free wine.

Oh horseshit.

I don’t miss Blockbuster, but I sure miss all the mom and pop video stores that they drove out of business.

I would actually love to see Seven Jedi. Hell, make all the Kurosawa movies into Star Wars films!

This girl is nuts, yo. Don’t cry over crazy.

Dang...Wolverine really was everywhere, wasn’t he?

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas.

Can’t tell if this is awesome, or the absolute worst. I think I might go with the absolute worst, though.

You know, this article has reminded me of the old adage: hell is other people.

You are on a spectacular streak of being wrong about everything this week. It’s actually kind of impressive.

Yes, we do, so no one ever forgets. It is the only way to make sure it never happens again. Each io9 article about Superman is a memorial about the tragedy that was Man of Steel.