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Do you need to make more money? A guy my sister knows make $10,000 a month from home selling nanobubble water. Just get some blackmail on a famous athlete and get him to endorse it for all that shit essential oils says it can cure and profit!!! Just visit.

The other couple’s server brought the wife her dessert and the first thing the man did was complain because they left him out. She shrugged and walked away. When the wife went to eat her dessert, he ordered her to give it to him. And he ate it.

It’s funny that for all the wailing and gnashing of teeth and rending of garments of the Puppies about how they were a hidden majority and reflected what true fans wanted, they numbered about 1000 - 1/6 of the voting totals.

1x12 - AKA Jewel and the Power Man

People who park backwards - if it’s not a cop or and ambulance driver, it’s some who thinks “I got it all figured out.” I don’t trust those people.

Holmes, it’s reassuring to know that your powers of deduction are as keen as ever.

Kids are terrible. That’s awful advice.

Nick Kroll’s description of Joe Jackson remains accurate

There is nothing I can print that won’t be subject to Pinkham’s Law. If I printed “a customer came in and stabbed me in the face” I would get replies of “WELL MAYBE YOU DESERVED IT.”

HAHAHAHAHA.
normally i would dismiss this shite.
but honestly ty for proving my point and amusing me.

anyone else want to play?
i hesitate to ungrey trash like this in other people’s threads because it’s not very polite to inflict nonsense on people who want to have a serious discussion, but this is my thread! i can

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Jack Nicholson new all about secret menus.

wait, we can DO THAT

Why does my Save icon look like an office building? Why is there a pointy stick falling against it?!

WHY DO PEOPLE UN-GREY THIS SHIT

i cannot believe this worked.

This. This so much. Why on earth do these people deserve anonymity? They previously posted these comments ON THE INTERNET, after all. I am actually angry they were afforded this good grace

Don’t forget that one of them was a vegetarian. They wouldn’t have made it half a block before losing their strength and succumbing to the elements.

Whoa, thanks for the tip! She def. has that “big haired, blonde bimbo/bombshell” archetype down to a science, but I scouted her out a little bit on IMDB, and she’s so much more! She’s the badass girl who beats the crap out of Keanu while butt-naked in Point Break, fought The Rock in Scorpion King, and actually killed