Great list. Needs more of the Honorable Phryne Fisher, though (first two seasons currently on U.S. Netflix).

To be fair, he didn’t say they were protected from sexual abuse just from the gays and their political agenda.

No shit. This policy did not stop a 3rd grade teacher at my old elementary school from molesting members of his various troops in various states.

It’s a comedy about people dressed like janitors trapping ghosts. I don’t think looking for logical consistency is really worth your time.

Here they go

WHITE WALKER NINJA TURTLE KING!

If you buy toys as investments, you are part of the problem.

NO.

I don’t even manage the twitter account where I work - I just deal with the actual solutions once the shit happens - and every time the person who does manage it goes “so we got this message” I groan.

I’m sorry but: Are beets out of a can something we’re not supposed to eat? Just because something is cooked, canned and sold at a grocery store, that’s no reason to assume that it “can’t be eaten.” If the issue is that they probably charged 10Xs more for the beets than they paid, I encourage all of you to look into…

See people, this is how you make a Florida joke.

Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

If you leave the brim sticker on your hat, you're a douchebag. Thanks for making it easier for us to spot you.

I like it all. She’s as cute as a bug’s ear.

You start reporting on bullshit like this and people are going to start doing it more often.

5) Seven Samurai with Jedi

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

This late ‘70s Michael Whelan cover for the Ace paperback edition of Ensign Flandry is pretty cheesecake-y, but it has sensuality and dynamism. The characters come across as distinct personalities. Whereas the Baen cover shouts, “Hey, let’s Photoshop Zachary Quinto circa Heroes into a Maxim photoshoot,” complete with…

No Paladin, my class of choice.