Maybe it was for his “If you can read this, the bitch fell off” t-shirt.

“This is an Arian mustache. This is mine. This is a good looking mustache.”

When is this guy announcing his candidacy for the Republican nomination?

The dildo story makes no sense because dildos don’t utilize electricity at all.

Jalopnik; where discussions on the feasibility of some guys daughter’s “marital aid” being wired to her car turns into an introductory class of electrical engineering.

I LOVE WHEN YOU MAKE JOKES ABOUT BEING OLD

ugh just ban teens

I hope the Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away.

Y’all will let me know when the fourth horseman arrives, right?

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHY YOU COME HERE!!!

Ain’t no mishap. That stuff’s delicious.

Did you try maybe reading the linked recipe?

The funniest jokes are always the ones you have to insist are funny.

He just realized how weird his kids are.