You’re right, people unfortunate enough to have food allergies should just be hermits and never go out anywhere ever. Right. Makes total sense.

Hey, what was the name of that guy who tweeted his wiener? Oh, yeah, it was Mr. Weiner.

The protester later was quoted as saying he didn’t believe this would negatively affect his career in the Senate.

This whole exchange is way better if you imagine she’s speaking to the Iron Sheikh.

Looking at the actors this is all I see:

If Marvel announce anything live action in regards to Kamala Khan then I will be all like:

This guy is the Jim Cramer of car repair videos.

It’s about time.

While i don't disagree with you that he's more suited to star wars, your use of the phrase "teeny bopper" assures me that you are a cranky old man who is overly concerned with his lawn vis a vis kids not being on it.

Don't worry, he's gunning for 1st place.

Basically simulating what it’s like to use the Tidal app.

Disagree. Lion's face is full on "GTFO I KILL YOU NOW!" There is 0% "friendly" going on here.

One more thing: Do not use mass market (Hartz) flea or tick medication and collars. They can be highly toxic to your pet (cat and dog alike). This is one area where you have to spring for the brands sold by vets: Frontline, Revolution, etc.

I'll say what everyone, including my big-swinging-dick-self, is thinking:

Is it the tobacco habit that killed him? Should have tried quitting cold Ottoman.

Considering how old their core demographic is, they should call it MedicAlert.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.