You’re right, people unfortunate enough to have food allergies should just be hermits and never go out anywhere ever. Right. Makes total sense.

Hey, what was the name of that guy who tweeted his wiener? Oh, yeah, it was Mr. Weiner.

The protester later was quoted as saying he didn’t believe this would negatively affect his career in the Senate.

This whole exchange is way better if you imagine she’s speaking to the Iron Sheikh.

This guy is the Jim Cramer of car repair videos.

Basically simulating what it’s like to use the Tidal app.

One more thing: Do not use mass market (Hartz) flea or tick medication and collars. They can be highly toxic to your pet (cat and dog alike). This is one area where you have to spring for the brands sold by vets: Frontline, Revolution, etc.

I'll say what everyone, including my big-swinging-dick-self, is thinking:

Considering how old their core demographic is, they should call it MedicAlert.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

It was a memorable June in Woebegon when the Iron Sheik came to town. One of those rare late winters that were warm enough to melt the ice on Lake Average and make the Methodists feel naughty. I stopped into the one town restaurant on a Saturday to have a cup of joe and to check out this new-fangled thing I was…

Bill O'reilly claims he did the same to Hulk Hogan in '84.

Not only that, but you're in a Waffle House around midnight- if weird Twilight Zone shit isn't happening, you should probably run.

All Deadspin did was report the story. They didn't add commentary or anything. You clicked looking for outrage to react to, there was none to be had, and you're still tripping out. You are the people you supposedly loathe.

...then this probably isn't the comments section for you

They should change the rules to allow taunting a player after he flops. This shit has to stop.