Well, I’ve been kayfabe pals with this guy for a few years, so, personally, yeah.

I can’t help but look at these plasticky mugs and wonder if this really isn’t actually the trailer for White Chicks 2.

So did getting my kids to go to bed, but that doesn’t mean I stopped making them do it.

Canned Ham

Wait. That wasn’t already happening?

I may need a flowchart for this one.

Furthermore, the erection

Git ‘er done.

That’s what started all this.

Oh, come on! You don’t think Georgia’s Declaration of Secession is completely about slavery or anything, do you?

The feminine form of Jacques is Latina?

Make Florida an island.

Perfectly calm. Don’t even live in the US.

What is “The next headline about Pornhub search terms”, Alex?