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A.Hippo
a-hippo

Being right and being alone is a challenging existence.

Pancake.

Fortunately, the men that believe in this rule have set such an unrealistic standard that ever being in a relationship might actually be impossible for them.

The amount of “the teacher was out of line” here astounds me. It seems as though everyone sees this scenario as the teacher going “Your name is funny. Maybe you should pick another one.” out of the blue.

“...but we don’t want the Irish!”

“And where’s the White Entertainment Channel?”

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Oh, for fuck’s sake, she’s not a dog.

Now remember, I was only twelve, so I didn’t understand the issue of girls gaming sad, self-appointed gatekeepers and their small penises.