Why is there a broccoli growing from that man's bottom?

A lot of this PUA stuff really makes me want to scream that NO ONE IS OWED A GIRLFRIEND (or boyfriend). These guys seem fixated on the idea that they "deserve" to have a girlfriend. And that they're completely justified in employing "techniques" to obtain their right that's so unfairly been denied them (because their…

Agree to all of this and would like to add something my mother told my brother when he started dating and how she expected him to treat women. "No isn't where the negotiations begin, it's the end of the conversation." Not surprisingly, he turned out not to be a jackass.

would love to get a bottle of wine into these two women and just listen to the funny ass stories that would come out.

The word you are looking for, the word they used, is "extensive", not "excessive". Any damage from flooding would be excessive.

Hey look, another movie about how straight men and women can't just be friends, but with beer!

NO SCHMIDT NO MOVIE

Other than the fact that it's a romantic comedy and Jake Johnson is in it, I kind of don't really get the whole New Girl comparison.

Some of my favorite peeps are Grey.

yeah, I got demoted after a few years of commenting here because when one of the writers essentially called women who have babies out of 'wedlock' sluts, I called them out. It was not received well. Now I am grey 4eva! (& rarely comment on Jez).

Um, your use of "respectively" implies Olivia Wilde is dating Anna Kendrick & MJJ is dating Ron Linvingston... ?

a romantic dramedy about Olivia Wilde and New Girl's Jake Johnson flirting with each other in spite of the significant others

BABY MAKING SEX ONLY. NO FANCY STUFF!

Next evolutionary psychology will tackle this concept called "fun".

And the alphholes will be chiming in to say that giving oral sex is for beta males who can't magically guarantee their women's faithfulness through Game and natural dominance in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

I am the opposite of everyone on this thread (or everyone they know). Health class scared me really effectively - I assume any time I'm 10 minutes late with my pill I might get preggo. (Probably because at this point in my life that would be a terrible thing.)

Then you actually have the kid, and most days they end up looking like this.

I know, right? Eight year olds and their balsamic vinegar, they just can't get enough of it!

Gifts aren't "supposed" to be anything except optional and well-meaning.

Are you [Bride 1]?