I eagerly await his upcoming duet song with Brad Paisley titled "Accidental homophobe"

wait so you're saying that 40 oz of coffee a week is enough to cause an overdose?

actually a store just opened in my city that has no sizes.

It works for me. This is actually the one time where a video is actually viewable in my country.

the teaches of peaches should be required curriculum.

i think my all time favorite is glowsitcks

I actually did unconsciously try to live without iron — in that I was once very anemic. You are very right.

you just blew my mind. and made me feel incredibly old.

no they said it was optional and I never participated (I did get all of the emails though) but I was told there were complaints by some in the office about my lack of camaraderie. I was also pretty thin so they usually excluded me from most weight loss based events. Instead they tried to make me eat cake a lot and…

but will-it-blend?

You sound like an incredibly smart person.

I hear that. I once worked at an office where women were constantly discussing the "points value" of food, new fad diets, and weight loss options. They did office wide cleanses on several occasions and at one point they started a government subsidized "let's get the office healthy" campaign that included an office…

I assume the high build up of heavy metal in the bloodstream will cause megadeth? am i right? no? okay... i'll show myself out.

seconded. there are metals in my where? did i eat them or did they just arrive there? do all of us have to go through this strange sounding fat metal removal treatment? Is this because i used to lick batteries?

I once had a former boss of a boss tell me he and a lot of "real men" preferred to "go exotic" because those women "come from a culture where women know how to treat their men". It took everything in my power not to flip the table. My brain actually boiled into a slurry of angry brain stew. I honestly was twitching…

I also want some citations. I googled and got nothing... a lot written about her but the only quote I got was her saying she's a "modern day feminist" which somehow implies feminism isn't modern? I dunno.

look I work in a very male dominated career stream that gets tons of shit from jezebel. I know lots of awesome people and sometimes feel targeted but honestly most of the things they report on are shitty things that are actually quite prevalent. People have been taking notice of the criticism and things are changing.…

well the ak is seen by many warlords and douchecanoes the world over as a the choice gun due to its ease of handling by children.

this sounds amazing... cop show+mr bean is my dream! Thank you!

what the eff? what is with this having to expand then expand again. I am disappoint.