I’d be willing to give it “The Lost World” treatment for that kind of money.

“It sports an eye-popping 250,000 miles but the ad notes that the M112 V6 under the hood is a relief pitcher and carries only 125K on its shoulders.”

I’m surprised that you don’t see the Jurassic Park fandom eat up these MLs like they did with the first gen Explorer and YJ Wrangler.

I like to cover myself in spiders so they eat the mosquitos before they can bite me. 

I mean in some sort ofworld totally diff than the one we live in, maybe? Ask Breonna Taylor’s boyfriend how that worked out for him.

Ive told this story before here but i had a cop do a fucking somersault roll into my garage as the door was closing and drew her gun on me for the “crime” of seemingly not 100% stopping at the stop sign by my house.

I'd go for a paint spray booth instead.

The Lotus ownership experience can actually help you with that. A traditional Lotus has very little interior space and is hard for a husky gent to fit into. Lotus engineers cleverly designed expensive parts that break in a precise sequence in order to drain your wallet. As you can no longer afford food, you begin to…

He expects me to pay $58,777 but cant even get a single picture of the interior, frunk or engine bay? I’ve sold $2000 beater cars with waaaaay more pictures than this.

Only time I approve of a slide show:  When I get a mention is said slide show.

If they can keep the board, they can easily pay for a new windshield! /s

Which is worse, unicorn or holy grail?

all the fake wood is on the inside.

Wow, that is rare! If it was in mint condition it would be worth... $900.

Probably because DT bought it BEFORE publishing this article, so nobody could scoop him.

My first thought was how awesome this would look in the JP Explorer livery.  

Steadying his massive elephant rifle against a well positioned rock, the ‘Housing and Zoning Inspector’ for Troy Michigan, calmly emptied his entire stockpile of high-powered ammunition into the engine block of the “Excursion” Jeep.

If it doesn’t have the Jurassic Park Explorer paint job, it’s not the most 90’s suv 

It’s like an inverse Grand Wagoneer - all the wood is on the inside.

yeah this right here.... the amount of money people throw at these stupid things is just astounding. I’ve owned one before prices went to the moon.... it was fine as a car, but fucking fuck... it’s not THAT good. pretty underwhelming to be completely honest... instagram has really blown this thing up more than it…