Well considering I’ve seen more and more people also turn on their left blinker and then proceed to turn right...If anyone does that, I would like a word with you.

It’s about time America admitted that it doesn’t think it has any bad drivers.

This is pretty much every amphibious car ever made:

It’s a better car than most boats, and a better boat than most cars.

I don’t want to be the cold water guy, but who wants this? It’s not good at being a fast or fun boat, and it’s not good at being a car.

Um, nicotine addicts don’t give a shit about anything except their next smoke.

A lot of smokers are pretty deadened to the smell and think if they open the windows or spray some air freshner that it will go away. 

It is shitty, but not surprising in the least.

I made peace with this 15 years when I realized how fucking terrible flying is

The only way I can afford a flight to Hawaii is if I win the lottery or inherit a pile of cash. I guess my poor career choices are helping save the planet.

Recently had a Hertz rental due to a car accident. The first FOUR cars they attempted to give us reeked of smoke. After the fourth car they didn’t have any other vehicle in a 60 mile radius to transfer in so we had to deal with it for a day, when we came back the next morning to switch the car out...they tried to…

They cited an old PDF hertz still hosts on their website for some reason.

As someone who rented cars for an entire year while working out of state, the amount of cars I got in and immediately returned because they smelled horrible was insane. I was pumped one time because I got a 370Z and then immediately disappointed that it reeked of smoke. I wouldn’t be surprised if the next 10 people…

Hertz’s smoking policy says that a customer will be assessed a $100 cleaning fee if the vehicle is returned and believed to have been smoked in.

For real.  This whole post reads like a humble-brag.

This needs more stars.

I made peace with this a long time ago. It's called "being fucking poor" lol. 

The broken down, nearly forgotten Pepperidge Farm buggy sold on BAT for $240K.

Remember when Bring a Trailer was for terrible, run-down project piles? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Paging Fancy Kristen.    She may be interested in getting something to drive when she doesn’t want to show off her wealth.