It’s perfect for my ex-wife.

Fuck, here goes:

$56,650 in cars I have purchased myself and registered in order of purchase. I may have owned 2 or more at the same time, and this covers 1986 - present. I didn’t put in a parts car for the Cadillacs since I never drove it.

Well that ain’t happening....

Over my 15 years with a liscence ive managed to only drop 19000 in initial purchase price.

4 cars and 4 motorcycles over the years I’ve been driving puts me somewhere around $75-80000 if my memory is anywhere close on purchase prices.  Granted I still have 3 of those cars and 1 of the bikes.  One of the cars was a gift though.

Amphibious porn...

I’m pretty sure ya’ll left a fully visible unpixelated crotch right there.

What a bunch of jerk-offs they are to do this. The original owner couldn’t keep the site up and they came in and yanked it for themselves.

For the love of god, Torch, run at least 4 or 5 anti-virus scanners.  

My arm is getting tired from verifying your story...

Strong redneck Moses vibes.

I’d have taken it apart to its final spring/cpu.  You want it back- all the pieces are there unbroken.  Some re-assembly required.

Step 1: remove tracking device

Tape it to a drone and spell ACAB in the sky.

I would consider it a gift. I would also consider mailing it to Abu Dhabi too. Or gluing it to a log and tossing it in the Mississippi.

She's in Louisiana, put it on a cargo ship and see how they try to get it back lol.

Can we all take a moment to appreciate just how well this image summarizes the entire article?

Of all time? Probably the 1960 DeSoto taillights. After the tortured excess of 1957-1959, Exner delivered a simple, elegant arc of red plastic that filled the space left of perhaps his most graceful of fins.

This is my favorite............doggone it.