A couple years ago, I was DD’ing my ‘78 Continental, the hugest land yacht version that makes these ‘80s Town Cars seem small. Aside from the unslakable thirst of the 460, that car is actually a delight to DD. The mistake that purported good drivers make is thinking that you steer something like this. You don’t. You…

The plane was fresh off of an 18-year restoration and may never fly again.

“ If I have a family at some point in the future, this would be great. But I just don’t need all the space.”

Missing the CCTV footage of a Sherrif throwing his hat on the ground

What would make someone want to do this, I wonder? Just a powerful, fuck it, I’ve always wanted to try it urge? Maybe they really, really had to pee? A grim and steadfast refusal to let some stupid bridge tell you what to do? Just being from Florida?

Car’s got a lot of pickup.

Remove the punisher decals and lower it, street truck style and you’ve got yourself a chicken dinner.

ND = Nice Deathtrap?

Dad: What?!?! Do you know how much that window costs to replace?

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off would have been a whole different movie if he’d taken this POS out of Cameron’s dads stable.

Police at the press report: “She ran out of wine and was having a bad day. We told her not to do it again and she promised she wouldn’t” 

Are we still doing the crazy person calendar?

The cow jumps over the moon...

Jesus, Take the Buffing Wheel

Not any worse than new cars and trucks leaving the factory looking like wet mud or cement.

“Cars should be shiny” - God

Fiero owner here.  These are (unfortunately) not worth that much coin.

Ah yes, the flareside. For the person who thinks the standard Ranger bed holds too much cargo.