$675k? for the entire company?

Mercedes: The $30k-$35k target was to buy the vehicle, not the annual maintenance bill.

The trick is to expedite your exit from the dealership and then drive at a reasonable rate on the road so you don’t get pulled over on the hot bike

Easy, just go to the Cracker Barrell parking lot and get them back.

Suspects are described as middle aged, fat, bald and very probably dentists.

I’d trade my new Bentley for it.

Driving it on Michigan roads in spring is a fast way to move it past Bentley status to full-out Brokely.

“If you bring me the car I'll give you $3K." - Man with $5000 deductible. 

I know there are lots of reasons for doing things like this but why in gods name would you put those Sears Tire Center rims when Toyota came up with these perfect wheels at the factory?

Those seats look like ass.

That thing just screams Pep Boys from the cheesy after market wheels to the ill fitting leather seat covers proclaiming “turbo”. ND.

That’s way more common than you’d probably expect:

I think I had this as a Hot Wheels when I was a kid without ever knowing WTF it was. Matchbox and Maisto would have just told me on the bottom, but Hot Wheels was like “THE CURSE OF IGNORANCE IS WHAT YOU GET FOR THROWING AWAY OUR CLEARLY DISPOSABLE PACKAGING, YOU SNOT NOSED LITTLE SHIT!”

Whatever you do, don’t put this on a Porsche 911

Weirder than an OBL Butt plug?

Seems like a good way to blow up your trans.

Have a ‘71 that I recently got.  All of that nightmare was freshly done.  Only problems are a hard start when cold and an intermittent fuel gauge and inoperable washer fluid motor.

Perfect addition to this car: https://jalopnik.com/someone-on-craigslist-is-trying-to-sell-a-vw-rabbit-wit-1845647638

Osama bin Double Clutching

Have a ‘66, holy hell is that a mess!