You want to know my secret?

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All of them. I think every repair is a pain the ass, and I put them all off longer than I should.

I used to be the guy that just knew that every rattle, squeak, flicker or hiccup was impending mechanical doom, and thus had to be dealt with immediately. The problem with this way of thinking…

Doing Valve Stem Seals and Lifters on my BMW 850. I have three cylinders left. It is hard thankless work.

I’m cheap AF too, but I’m not a peasant.

They’re enforcing something which could very easily be ignored. I strongly suspect there is a racket going on here, there’s no other reason they’d have a quota for tickets to write and cars to tow.

I swear that I’ve seen this movie before.

*raises hand*

What was his safe word? 

Teal?

since no one else had done it, i had to make one. especially since i have not seen a comment from him yet. :D

For me, it was my SECOND Fiero.  

Bought a non-running Jaguar.  I’ll just leave it at that.

Being a car enthusiast IS the worst financial decision. I can’t help it though. I was born this way.

I don’t care if this cost $1, it’s still the biggest waste.

You have a very strong point.

Giant CP based on this

Jokes on them, all they’re gonna find out about me is that I probably go to popeyes too much.

Defense Attorney: I move that we dismiss this case due to lack of evidence.
Judge: We have multiple videos of your client crashing into cars and acting intoxicated. What does the prosecution have to say?
Prosecuting Attorney: I’m here. I’m not a cat.

I can’t love that front bumper or the suckerfish hood. Sorry.

Everytime I see that schnoz makes me think...