YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Kids and other idiots today.

*Looks at his justification against charges of destroying waterways.*

More than 15 items in the express checkout, too, I’d bet.

> mattress tags
FBI getting a warrant for your IP address as we speak.

This is why the video evidence of my assorted crimes won’t hit YouTube until after I’m dead.

don’t forget tires. those classic’s have tires that are dangerous and tires are supposed to be a safety thing. Swapping for newer rubber compounds, even the same tread, will have a transformative effect.

You’re not a real gearhead unless you like the smell of dangerous fumes. ;)

The seller explains in the ad that she’s not keen to sell the truck but simply needs something smaller.

Single cab trucks have room for me, the dog and my hermetic contempt for the rest of you soft-shelled apes.

i used to own a 67 289.

“stock is sacred”

Did he just get our of barber’s chair???  Why’s it look like he’s wearing a barber’s cape?  I’ve never seen a shirt with a collar like that.  Very confused.

Play with me and die. I want $10,000 in 50 and 100 dollar bills now you got 1 minute or I will kill you.

This is an early April Fool’s joke, right?

I read the title and thought, “Ah, Florida man at it again.” But then I read it was in Texas and thought of this.

AND      GON E R

RIP in peace

HAHAHAHAHAHA no. This car could be a perfect 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO SWB with celebrity provenance offered for free with lifetime maintenance included and someone would vote it down.

And a monorail.