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It’s like you write for Jalopnik or something...

sail in that land yacht”--too funny.

yeah, Pretty sure thats supposed to be .020

Maybe your mom wanted you dead? ;)

The Charger back when my brother and I yanked the 318 and dropped in a cop car 440.

Not me, but my dad.

I live for sketchy cars.

Had an MGB that I always carried a 5 gallon jug of water in the trunk. Not because it would overheat, but because long freeway trips would catch the driver’s carpet on fire. The water was to put that out.

First car I bought with my own money was a Peugeot 504 diesel. You couldn’t put anything

Supercharger and a turbo? Sold!

P.S. No dissing on GE refrigerators, this 1960s gem is still keeping beverages cold and pizzas frozen in my basement, and will probably outlive me.

I forever love the Begal.

Grumpy old me needs to acknowledge that, accounting for inflation and materials used, is a far better vehicle than I would have a shot at for a first car. Comfortable, smooth and if there’s any punch left.. great! And for a winter car—an absolute dummy thicc slab on FWD with additional tires

Speed limits are fine in most cases. Whats sorely lacking is enforcement and education about passing lanes. Until that’s fixed it doesn’t matter how much you raise the limits, I’ll still be stuck flashing my high beams at some idiot doing 50 in the passing lane on I-95 who moved to that lane position immediately after

When I put nekkid lady mudflaps on my truck, people say I’m crass.  When the Romans put pictures of people doin’ it on their chariot, then it’s class. 

The Romans preferred to dangle a winged dick, known as a fascinus, from their chariots and carriages.

Steering wheels.

Even more unfortunate, this one is “My Maserati HAS 185....” I had no clue the biturbo V6 put out such shit numbers.

It’s missing a timeout doll too, or whatever those things are. Not enough to shine up my new balances, ND

And when they come to chat, it’s only going to be about the reliability and how do you keep it running.

He arose from his bed of nails each morning...

Maserati Biturbo: the car you buy if you want to make a YouTube car restoration series that never ends. Part 167: fixing what we fixed in parts 57, 88, and 123. Next episode: fixing what we fixed three years ago in part 15, last year in part 110, and three weeks ago in part 155.

Every time I see a Maserati I hum “my Maserati does 185...” but yeah, not this one. This one looks like a 1980's Chrysler/Dodge K-car and honestly doesn’t perform much better. Hard pass.