Half the reason I tinted my windows was because of how the glare from super bright headlights from the cars behind me was making me go blind. It got to the point where I’d be driving for miles with my hand blocking the passenger mirror reflection. The tint really helped reduce the glare.

I don’t clean the engine bay anymore after an engine pulley seized up on me one time shortly after washing the car. It’s full of all sorts of problems. ABS issues, transmission problems, radiator problems, AC issues. 19 year old car just wants to die haha. 

Deluxe hand job, eh? Can you give me their number?

He’s right though. It doesn’t look that dirty at all. 

I’ll spend five hours cleaning my car and it’ll break down that same week. It usually breaks once a month, so maybe it’s just coincidental because I wash it once a month. Lately I stopped washing it every month and it hasn’t broke yet.

When he spoke that Spanish “please stand clear of the doors” at the end, I was dying. Perfect. 

Wow, that’s absurd. I would think charging ridiculous fees like that would have people up in arms over it. 

Maryland does charge a little more for heavier vehicles here. Anything below 3700 pounds costs $135. Anything above 3,700 pounds costs $187.

An all-electric British hypercar.

The gas cap has already rusted into dust :(

New carpet is usually pretty cheap. It probably won’t fit as good as factory, but it will smell nice and won’t have any gross stains you can’t get out or worn out areas. If you’re going through all the trouble of pulling it out, it’s worth replacing it if it’s old and gross. 

I 100% agree not to leave things in your car constantly, but it’s not always feasible. On a road trip, you’re not going to take all of your luggage into McDonalds while you eat a cheeseburger. 

That steering wheel is sooo filthy. Somebody clean that thing, STAT!

Make sure you test both keys on that ignition if you have them. I had a car from the 80's that had a separate key for the doors and ignition. Usually the door key is the same as the ignition, but mine was definitely not. 

I bet it’s stuffed to the brim with safety equipment. Volvos are known for being one of the most safe cars on the road, so I’m sure this one probably has more airbags and other safety equipment than most other cars on the road. 

I hate when Grand Theft Auto starts lagging out and the streets are filled with the same couple cars.

I wait tables, but I think a Ferrari would really help me step up in the world. Let’s make this happen!

Mod3lcamino?

Yeah, this would stick out like a sore thumb anywhere he drove it. It would make his secret agentness not so secretive.