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6/18/19

I hope it’s Nicolas Cage

6/18/19

I watched a kid walking down the side of the street on his cell phone walk straight into my parked car. He then proceeded to have a hissy fit even though it’s in-between the sidewalk and the road.

6/13/19

I hope they’re at least paying y’all for all this free publicity. This has to be the third article Jalopnik has posted about them.

6/13/19

Seriously. Charger prices are crazy. A few years ago, I asked my cousin to go half with me on a barn find ‘68 Charger for sale for $4,500 because I didn’t have the money to buy it, but he passed. Complete non-running Chargers are going well over 20 grand even if they don’t run and have serious rust problems. That Charg…

6/13/19

Will it repair itself like Christine? Because if so, sign me up.

6/11/19

Hmmm, I guess that’s close enough. Maybe the Whyte is a reference to a white-tailed deer or something.

6/11/19

Rich Energy has absolutely nothing on Powerthirst!

6/11/19

I understand and agree with that completely. You can’t just blatantly steal people’s logos. I just want to know why they’d choose a deer. What does the deer head have to do with anything?

6/11/19

Is nobody going to mention that Whyte Bikes and Rich Energy are fighting over a logo with a polygonal deer head that has no relation to their companies name/business aspect? If somebody knows how it relates, please fill me in.

6/11/19

What am I supposed to do with all these tiny giraffes now??

6/11/19

We need somebody to photoshop the yellow splitter protector on the rim of a flat-brim mopar hat.

6/11/19

The GLB will be assembled at Mercedes’ plant in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

6/10/19

I’m not really sure what you’re trying to report here. American Airline flights are always delayed.

6/10/19

6/7/19

But was it your last pizza?

6/7/19

What kind of Pokémon is that?

6/6/19

Maybe if Dartz designs the interior.

6/6/19

It looks like a chode.

6/6/19

Business in the front. Party in the back. Put some jump seats in the back for the extra passengers and some snow tires on it in the winter and call it a day. You’ll look very utilitarian. ;)

6/5/19

Hmm, I had the exact opposite experience. My dad thought it would be a great first car and went to look at one for me and it broke down on the test drive. I ended up fixing up some real piece of work I dragged out of a barn instead.