I’m still not convinced this one depicted isn’t plastic.

Is it really glass (crystal...lol), or is it just clear plastic?

If the car was lowered a little to compensate for the big wheels, it’d look better, but it’d probably just be better to keep it stock. One of the worst looks is some new big rims on stock suspension. 

The problem is that claims about where these cities are the rattiest are being based on the public records of calls to 311 about them.

Not sure about Armor All, but the detail shop I used to work in had a giant 55 gallon drum of pink slime that we used on all the plastic and rubber. Made everything shiny...for about one week. Went through so many nitro gloves using that stuff. 

Switch to the dark side and buy one of these.

The car is in Florida. The interior would look like crap if it wasn’t tinted all these years baking in the Florida sun. 

Men can have boobs too. Overeating and one too many nights in front of the TV will speed up the process.

Also dagmars...Can’t forget those.

Curvalicious.

This man must break mirrors for a living. 

That’s really cool and I’d definitely rock it even though I don’t really care for tiny cars, but $15,000 is way too much for a 2007 Mini.

It’s kind of unclear if it’s illegal to eat in the USA, but it is legal to ship them to other countries to be butchered for food.

If I have to sleep at a camp site at the race track, I’m gonna do it in true lux trashy style with a van lined with velvet interior.

I thought they were just being ironic by using a bunch of dated trends.

This is hilarious. They even threw in some dubstep for laughs. Busch gangggggggg!

I always bring a jar of roaches and unleash them into the room and photograph them all over the place. Take the photos to the front desk and show them. I guarantee that you’ll get an upgraded room and they might even comp your stay. It’s 100% legal and totally legit. ;)

Swoon. I’ll take either to be honest. Buick looked so angry that year and I love it. 

It’s to die for!

Just make sure that when I go, that I get my last ride in a ‘59.