I sat in a Stinger at the Mall of Georgia the other day. It was surprisingly nice. It obviously had every option ticked off because it was the display car, but it seems like a lot of car for the money. 

Eastern. Annapolis and Baltimore in particular have really let their roads go. Main Street in Annapolis was a beautiful well lined brick road. When they had to make repairs, they put down cement instead of laying the bricks back down. 

Why is the entire state of Maryland not completely red? They spend more time installing speed bumps than fixing the roads here. I barely drive my “fun” car anymore because the roads look like a war zone here. 

Canal Street in New Orleans. Doing the speed limit. By the time I saw the warped road it was too damn late. Told my girlfriend to hold on and let off the gas. My Isuzu flew through the air and somehow didn’t break the suspension landing. It went newsworthy, so it had to be pretty special considering people swim in…

My friend’s dad drove that black Eldorado. It got stolen and when he got it back, it had a bullet hole in the trunk. He never fixed the bullet hole, but I always wondered what kinda sketchy life it lived while it was stolen. 

I was getting a Saturn SC2 vibe. Looks like a Sunfire as well, but knowing how those two companies shared platforms, it probably was, just like the Saturn Sky and Pontiac Solstice.

Oof, those too. 

Think about the turtles!

Maybe the cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, amphetamine pills and marijuana were the Christmas gifts. Did you ever consider that? Sounds like a really thoughtful guy actually. So much variety for his friends/family instead of giving them a crappy gift card for the local drug dealer.  

Gotta show her this, then. It sums up my feelings driving in this state. 

Yeah, I agree. They definitely fit the look. The undercover police cars of this era around Maryland were Dodge Intrepids which also seem fitting.

If you’re not buying your drugs made in the good ol’ US of A, you’re a commie and destroying the delicate balance of our system. /s

Kids.

I’m more worried about the car behind me driving around this area. Maryland drivers are completely oblivious to the car one car ahead of the next one and consistently slam on their brakes last minute giving zero stopping time for the other cars behind them. 

I just got back from NYC, and from my view in the cab, I’d compare driving through traffic to swimming with a school of fish. It’s pretty chaotic and fast (with the exception of some of the busier streets). Just be safe out there, because you won’t have the protection that a car offers on that motorcycle.

Do you think somebody lives in that thing?

How are there more than one of these?! It’s simultaneously baffling and astounding.

Right? Can you imagine being face down in the water for a few minutes, looking for fish to shoot with your spear gun, and coming back to the surface to find that your only source of survival has drifted away and you don’t know where?

he’ll be able to exit the barrel to swim, and spear fish.

Cadillac CTS wagon for sure. I believe you could manage to find one in your budget. If you can find it in your heart to buy a rear wheel drive wagon, get the V! Good luck with the surgery!