Cue the Sarah McLachlan music. 🎶 

Can’t tell if trolling or not

It’s a joke regarding Ferrari’s ability to spontaneously combust. 

That’s some really terrible news, but I’m sure you’ll receive full support from the Jalop community in your endeavor. Might I suggest this ‘79 International Scout II. It’s in your area and would be a great adventure vehicle for you and your two kids. It’s a little above your budget, but maybe the seller would be open…

Honda does seem to enjoy a little badge swapping once in awhile.

“This car had been in my house today. And if we had gone on vacation or something and the car suddenly catches fire, then suddenly the whole house can burn down. So yeah, I’m certainly worried. My wife certainly doesn’t want me getting another Tesla.”

The pizza grease also lubes parts and prevents rust! What’s not to love?

This needs all the stars.

I hope your high school teacher gave you an F.

The new Continental is pretty boring, but I hope that they can muster up something special because the 60's model is a legend. Save the land yachts!

That’d be pretty chill. 

I was getting Lincoln vibes from it too, but with a little Buick Avista concept flavor added.

I’m not a fan of the recent take on glowing hood ornaments, but this Pontiac Chieftain one looked good.

It’s so beautiful!

I’ve never worked on a Citroen so I have no idea how complex it is, but if the problem isn’t just a simple carburetor issue, finding the parts to make the repair on a 63 year old French car might be a problem.

I had a hard time deciding on this one as well. The description says it needs carb work, but last time I bought something that needed carb work it ended up really needing a new headgasket and then after fixing that even more problems reared their heads. 

I’m a big Cadillac fan, but I’m struggling to keep track of their lineup as they keep introducing and then discontinuing models constantly. They need to find what works and stick to it like they’ve done with the Escalade that’s still going strong. All the generic numerical names just go right over my head and there…

Hopefully they put that new engine that they built specifically for the CT6 into another model.

Candles set the mood though ;)