if you think it is rude not to reply to a facebook invite then we shouldnt be friends. If you want to invite me somewhere, call/email/text.

International Date Line.

Yeah, Chris “they don’t make movies that speak to me as a white man!” religious, hunting for sport, conservative dude Pratt seems like a d-bag.

What? We’re sad? Anna Farris can do better. Chris Pratt had one adorable role as Andy Dwyer, then when the big fame hit he word vomited his real, problematic thoughts about how it’s men’s “turn” to be objectified in film and about how there aren’t enough films that are about white hetero guys like him.

So in my “real life” I have seen a lot of couples separate, then get back together, then fight publicly, then get back together, then fight privately... ad nauseum. Not that it means much, but they all have posted lots of happy looking Instagram photos, etc., whenever they’re having a Together Moment.*

Amen.

Recently went through a similar situation. My dad died recently and my immediate family was all together for the first time in 13 years. The key is to know when to leave.

As if these little shits weren’t gross enough. Imagine them all covered in sand.

“What you’re too good for the 4pm early bird senior discount at Denny’s?! Damn gold digger!”

This is one instance when I am happy to be over 40, when I was in my 20s icky shitty men like this were so common and ick ick ick. Just to clarify I was already with my now hubby back then and now he is a 50 year old man trying to get in my pants but as I am 45 it is a very welcome offer.

I used to see a leathery old guy at Bonita Beach in Florida, who handed out cards (for some site that he had, Beachbum.com or something like that) - to nubile young women. He wore a yellow speedo that became transparent in the water, which was visible when he returned to dry land.

He’s counting on pity to allow him to continue engaging in predatory behavior.

I agree he’s gross but unless there’s evidence he’s a child predator I somewhat disfavor leg breaking although it does remind me of a charming story from my childhood...

Funny, he had enough money to get t-shirts and business cards printed.

It’s not fair to judge him by what he wears, says, and does.

Maybe, since his wife, who happened to be 37 years old, died, he was looking for someone younger who could outlive him.

Shame the police decided creepy old man randomly going up to kids and trying to get photos of them isn’t a serious threat.

I’m just happy the creep was reported to police instead of being dismissed as a “harmless dirty old man”.

“I can show you my bank account. I don’t have any assets. I don’t have money, just enough to live. I don’t have money for a sugar baby.”

I don’t breathe that hard, and I’m sorry to report I am a full-time employee.