Dead? Just plug it back into the wall. You’ll be fine.

I had a family member get reaaaally into a detox smoothie diet after someone gave them a book on it.

To the folks that spout natural, I always point out that asbestos is natural, as is arsenic...

Fuck, I’d take advice from Oz from Buffy before I listened to Dr. Oz!

Are you implying the free market is not a replacement for a system of ethics or morality???

I already found a warden candidate:

I posted on this a few months back. I think it was 7m, which would flood almost 50% of his properties.

If your body is loaded with toxins, then you’d be dead, and I’d be wondering why you’re spending so much time at Chernobyl. Also toxins are found in nature so be careful with that “all natural” kick!

Kelly will tighten up the office and the staff, but he can’t ever manage Trump for long. The more success Kelly has, the more the media will talk about his success, the more he will be seen as controlling Trump. That perception will nag at Trump until he literally can’t help but act out. Every single time.

Do you think it can last though? Every few weeks we’re promised that a new, more professional administration is just around the corner and then something happens that rattles Mr Orange’s cage and we’re back to square one.

Ugh. It’s my worst nightmare. Kelly is going to impose discipline on this bunch of clowns, and the craven incompetence will not be so glaringly obvious.

Ahhhh, and now I know why someone sent me pictures of this tire and asked me what I think happened to it. Just from the pictures I said it looked like the tire was rotted and blew out. I thought it was a weird ass random thing for one of my friends to ask me about.

I can’t imagine the monster who would slice off all of the tread from a Conservative Firebrand’s tires.

Farming is hard when your water sources are full of coal waste.

I know for a fact that his sandwich orders are a thing of beauty.

I don’t think Trump will appear with you in public unless you have unethical business deals with Russia.

I’m getting full body carpal tunnel from the constant cringe brought on by Trump’s dementia driven word vomit. At the end of every post featuring dipshit Don, can we get a throwback magical quote from the magnificent former President Obama? Even his coffee orders would be more erudite.

The Democratic Governors Association released a statement.

No offense, but STFU about Democrats being blindsided by this. This is a fucking WV democrat which means that the only “Democratic” principle he supports is the govt supporting dipshit farmers who can’t manage their own property without a govt handout.

Not really. I mean, you can run a recall election maybe, but you have to pay for it.