Not a terribly helpful suggestion if someone is buying not a Tesla.

Human predators can sniff out vulnerabilities at the same distance as sharks with blood.

I know this sounds too hyperbolic taken on its face, but I do think it’s something that should be said and considered: to some extent, organisations like Jezebel are continuing, and furthering, the abuse that people have suffered when they insist to us that they are notable first and foremost for their victimhood.…

Oh, I agree. I’m just saying, this is not about Spacey and ir sucks that this poor man’s life and death is being reduced to that. 

My heart breaks for people who take their own lives. That level of despair, it’s overwhelming, I imagine. The pain. So, so sad. 

I was told someone might be bringing a deep fryer and I was happy. then I was told they were not and I was sad.

A drumstick of ones own is a beautiful thing

My daughter brings a smoked turkey from Whole Foods and the family is content.

I’m a big fan of the dark meat from turkey. So much better than the breast. I feel like it is so much more delicious that I should be needing to negotiate to get more than a tiny piece. But my family shares the typical American preference for white meat, so I typically end up with a drumstick pretty much to myself.

Had a deep fried turkey Friday night, and it was the best damned turkey I’ve ever eaten. So moist and juicy and wonderfully seasoned.  Made the bland, dry crap we had at my parents’ Thanksgiving dinner that much harder to swallow...literally.

nothing because I do it for the attention

Your shameless shilling for Big MSG is really getting out of hand here. How much is Accent paying you anyhow?!?!?

More context is really helpful. I was so consistently disappointed in the short vague comments with links that I just started jumping over those also.  Summary + link for more info is much more pleasant.

Yea! Barf Bag is back!

!!!!THE INTENTION OF THIS IS NOT TO TAN YOUR BUTTHOLE!!!!

We already sunbathe our assholes....or at least half sunbathe em/fake tan em:

And these are the people who are worried their kids could get autism from vaccines...

Weird that it took Nintendo this long... I wonder what’s the backstory for this.

That Mewtwo tho. Looks like I know one of the places I’m going next year when I visit Tokyo again