You’re saying all this stuff like it’s even possible to possess an asset without becoming an overbearing, nitpicking, miserly shriveled asshole of a person.

Hey now mosquitoes feed frogs and spiders and shit

Yeah it’s a house, but it isn’t their home. It’s the home of the person living in it and paying to do so. It’s an ‘investment’ or an ‘income stream’ to the owner. And yeah, it’s theirs, so they’re allowed to put certain conditions on what can be done to it, but a vast majority of owners think they’re being…

Tl;dr: people get mad because landlords are overwhelmingly bastards you wouldn’t piss on were they on fire.

I get that you own that property and you want to preserve it because it’s yours, but if you rent it to someone, that’s their home and they’re paying you for use of it. If you don’t have the business acumen and the stomach to follow the law, be a decent person, and also protect the value of your property, you shouldn’t…

I’ve got a guide for how to be a good tenant: pay your rent and don’t wreck the place. That’s it. That's all you need.

They will never, ever hire someone else to take over your job unless you give notice or they’re looking to fire you. If you wait for them hiring someone else to get out of there, you will be there until the heat death of the universe.

I’ve been using this for the last several years after stumbling on it (it’s everywhere now with various attributions) and it’s really, really helped. When they say ‘the worst pain you can imagine’ I am literally like ‘well, I’m not being slowly ground up feet first in a giant garbage disposal with a migraine while…

Not with this motherfucker in the White House and his cronies in Congress.

Your other points aside, your notice period isn’t time for the company to get someone else spun up. It’s for you to wrap up what you’re working on or get it to the point it can be handed off to someone else.

it is a joke about bribes

omfg THANK YOU

Proud of u babe

So what I’m hearing is I should just give my professors cash.

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Hang on. The key to killing these fuckers was just making them madder?

My ankles do some weird shit so I'm sure they'd come away from that move just fine, but if I tried that I'd manage to lose both knees.

I have rifled through medicine cabinets since I was a child, a habit I've mostly broken in adulthood, but I can't even imagine getting into a host's fridge without being told to. It's just unacceptable.

Mmm, so now they’ve incentivized NOT pulling over to attend to your phone, I'm eager to see how this plays out.

Boil/simmer them first to cook through, then broil or saute to crisp the outsides.

Boil/simmer them first to cook through, then broil or saute to crisp the outsides.