I’m super excited about having to call these motherfuckers to find out if I’m affected because I had a card with them in 2006.

Well, two years ago when this comment was made, Amazon’s own shipping wasn’t even being used in all markets.

I have real mild RLS, but it and my sleep movement are much worse if I don’t use my CPAP. I have sneaky sleep apnea that a clinician couldn’t even see on a live readout and it caused a lot of weird, unpleasant symptoms that either didn't seem related or could likely be something else. I'm 31 and I've had these…

Whoa there buddy, an apartment? Sounds a million times more urban than RD’s target demo.

Are you guys the assholes who decided to light the reverse indicators when someone uses their lights to find their car, or is that the other US automaker?

It sounds like your TV might be out of sync. If you have an option in your TV settings like ‘clear action’ or motion blur or something, make sure that’s turned off and your refresh rate (if you have an option for it) is set to 60ghz. A lot of high def TVs ship with the 120ghz option enabled by default, which is going…

Sex makes Mr. Opinion sleepy, so he’s always trying to fuck me at like 10-11pm when I’m too tired to participate and tell him what to do, and he seems unable to understand that he’s tired and slapdash by that point. My go times are right when I wake up, 4pm ish, and 9pm ish.

I’m with her. With a good kisser, kissing is the sexiest fucking thing in the world. With a bad kisser, it’s like torture. I’d almost rather get something jammed under a fingernail than make out with a bad kisser.

I’m sure this elaborate routine makes people feel good, but it’s really not a substitute for taking care of yourself.

Idk, my husband took the stupid chain mail he bought for the cast iron (hard to store, annoying to use, not even as good as boiling some water in the pan, ignore all chain mail recs) to my instant pot pot and scratched the living hell out of it. Works fine, but looks beat to hell now.

Idk, my husband took the stupid chain mail he bought for the cast iron (hard to store, annoying to use, not even as…

You’re not the boss of me

You’re not the boss of me

Stack that paper, lady

Lol it's fine if he thinks we're stupid because no one even knows who this dude is and will have forgotten about him immediately after learning about him.

What legislation has Bernie actually passed, again? As valuable as Warren is in Congress, she could unite the shit out of the party and get some stuff done.

Because conservatives have no problem denying people services based on political affiliation, race, gender, sexuality, or religion.

Oh God this article is 3 months old fuck Kinja

Why the fuck doesn't it have a tamper evident seal like every other processed food?

Why should I have copies of my DL and passport? I can’t use them for identification and if they’re lost, I don’t need them to obtain replacements. What's the rationale to this advice I've always been told?

But you can’t use funds for your own meals either, which is why federal employees have to fund their own holiday parties. In what situation would gov foot the bill for takeout?

I stayed in Tokyo last summer and left my cellphone in the hurry to catch my ride. They couldn’t mail my battery pack to me because of the Li ion but were able to send my phone all the way home to Nebraska. They were so sweet, my phone was all bundled up carefully in bubble wrap and they didn’t even bill me for…