Play Inside. It is a beautiful, brutal game you can get through in a couple hours.

The first thing I see on a dude is shoulders followed by face, so I was real hung up on and confused by his trap situation.

I would grow out my pit hair, bleach it, and dye it pink to match my head hair if pit hair didn’t trap deodorant flakes in it.

Bear with me here, but he’s insanely rich partly (mostly?) because of this nonsense. If you’re a white dude, being quirky (read: an asshole) means you’re a genius, and geniuses should receive capital.

I left it unfinished because I realized I was neglecting my own errands in real life to run pretend errands in a video game.

That’s kind of you. Thanks friendo.

Yeah especially because Hemingway was not a straight dude.

Can and WILL

Cold brew makes just about any coffee taste better. You can reheat it in the AM if you like your coffee hot.

just measure how much you’re putting in one day to get it to your desired creamer-ness, then you’ll know.

Gee, I’d love to have a beer on an empty stomach while I wait to drive home.

The guy I was dating when I saw Oblivion literally turned to me and whispered “I want a house like that” during the first kitchen scene.

That’s horrible.

Idk, last time I got food poisoning I’m pretty sure my hands went numb around when I passed out.

They talked about the gyri and sulci flattening or losing definition. I was surprised and delighted they handled it that way, but they said in medical words that her fuckin brain had turned to goo.

It’s fine, they have that roll of paper they can just tear off when they're done.

He is hilarious in the Departed and that casting was fantastic. Big, dumb, mean, brash asshole? It's like it was written for him specifically.

I think of her as Elon’s ex girlfriend.

Did you see Mandy? He was excellent.

How the fuck have they launched and don’t have plans for where it goes?