I despise tipping but this is not the case. In the US, employers are allowed to pay tipped staff a fraction of the already-too-low minimum wage.

Oh shit, you're serious?

There’s no guarantee that treatment would have helped her. We don’t know, which is kind of the conundrum when it comes to talk of assisted suicide. It’s disingenuous to pretend she would have been just fine if she’d gotten some other kind of care.

it looks about a million times better than that ridiculous thing he normally wears, if only because it makes him look more like the greasy sleazebag he is instead of a doddering (and possibly harmless) old man.

I love a good tomato, but 99% of the time at a restaurant they’re watery, mealy, flavorless garbage.

I have a bag full of 1 yen pieces, they’re worth literally less than a cent in USD. So I could bring 1 in per day and get something off this menu until they’re gone?

I love sharks, they have such dopey dumb faces.

Yeah same, I don’t do creepy flag worship. It’s a real pain in the ass to be driving on a military base at closing time because you have to stop your car and wait until the song is over (which is bullshit but a lot of things on base are bullshit). It is, however, very nice to continue do whatever the fuck you were…

That sounds good af

Wtf German style is awesome.

I got a migraine just from reading this.

“the plan is to dump a bunch of garbage nobody wants on the streets of Omaha, Nebraska”

I always got PMS from hell when I had to take EC. My oops kit was entertainment and food to last 3 days while I shut myself indoors away from the dumbasses and jerkoffs of the world.

I like most flavors of La Croix, I just don’t buy water because fuck shipping (and me carrying) something that comes out of the tap. We have a CO2 tank in our house and just buy a couple liters of Polar when we need new bottles.

Pretty sure the DoJ was describing college. High entrance fees, young people dressing for comfort, expensive water at the cafeteria, high incidence of drug use, it’s all there. Only thing I’m missing is the dances. Do they have dances in college?

Came here to talk about this. Japanese people get super confused with the middle name. Husband and I both keep our ears open for our middle names + sama at the airport for those upgrades.

“somebody else made that call” is not an explanation. I worked for a massive health system and managers made the case to execs for departments to have flex time. It’s better for employees and better for your company since morale isn’t in the shitter.

I mean it’s true that he’s a serial abuser, but “just snapped” doesn’t really suggest that it’s a one-off. My experience with abusive alcoholics is that there’s always a point during any episode at which they seem to snap and go crazy with the hitting. They appear harmless until suddenly they're not, and what prompts…

My Spanish gets way better at a certain level of drunkenness.

Omg SAME