Were you repeating this to yourself and a 1000lb beast that you have bonded with, trained with, and even competed with kicked you in the head so you were forced to repeat it for eternity as a spirit?

Yeah the guy’s form kind of sucked and he’s def cheating himself by not lowering it down, but it’s irrelevant. The noise he generated wasn’t even enough to say something to him about it, let alone kick the fucking bar out of his hands. That puffy guy needs to slow down on the creatine and not worry so much about other…

What kind of drills do you do for that if you don’t mind? I had a labrum replaced and spur ground down, and now my mechanics feel all funny. I'm super uncoordinated, I need drills.

That’s not what the law says

Nah, you go fuck yourself. If you knew about this track you’d know this behavior is par for the course. Anyone who races there knows what to expect and has consented to it, just like in a boxing or MMA fight.

It’s sport, not the street. Do you advocate cops getting on skates to pull guns during hockey brawls? What about boxing or MMA (please keep in mind that Million Dollar Baby is not a true story)?

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See also: not traditionally attractive

You say that as if just fucking whomever is less valid than being monogamous/married (and maybe still fucking whomever, who knows). Whatever makes you happy is valid.

I’ve never done this to watermelon because it’s perfect the way it is, but salting anything brings out sweetness because it blocks bitterness receptors. I find it pointless to salt any sweet fruit where I can't detect bitterness, it just tastes salty to me. I may also be a super taster.

The people who watch Seagal movies are Trump/Putin's base, they're just reinforcing the "Putin didn't meddle and besides, he's a cool guy so it would be fine if he did" BS.

In general, you are correct. However, my local Mexican place does super fries which consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream, refried beans, pico, and guac. The fries are just a bit thicker than McD’s and they somehow retain their structure without becoming disgusting by the time you’re finished.

Sounds like you need to put those rooms on a schedule. Do you need like an ordered list of what to do in each room and how frequently to do it, or more like an overall guide to keeping it manageable?

Yeah, but he’s the kind of guy who’d represent Trump, who anyone with a lick of sense knows isn’t going to pay him (because he’s broke).

Man, same. I’m a shitty liar and that’s how I lie.

This is very much the case and something that used to frustrate me to literal tears. Restaurants are the major culprit for this, I imagine.

No, sweetie, advertiser boycotts are the invisible hand of the free market giving you the finger.

How are the va-jay-jays told? Do their owners lean down to whisper it to them or do they learn about it via the secret Ovary Messaging System? Is there an alternate method of contact for those who’ve had radical hysterectomies/missing some organs?

While this is true on its face, it’s worth considering that if you’ve made it to adulthood without feeling enough attraction to any single person that you’d act on it while still having a desire for sex and romantic relationships, you may have some unrealistic expectations of humans and likely some issues with…

Chriiiiist thank you, I want to slap this dolt and teach him English.