This is almost exactly how I make mine, except I use thick sliced bacon and I like mine with garlic caramelized in the pig fat. I use a whisk on the egg before I bring the noodles into the egg and cheese, then I stir then with tongs or a fork until it’s all coated.

This is the dumbest reason ever for why anyone should buy homeless people alcohol.

from the article: “if you don’t carry cash anymore”

The next question is what to do after the house is clean, and I genuinely fear this period. I think most people believe this is the solution and that it’ll magically cure everything, when really we need to examine the situations and attitudes that enable and lead to this behavior as a first step toward correcting…

It’s the double-layered and easily removable aspects that make screen protectors so effective and necessary. It doesn’t matter how much you bust up a screen protector since you can easily remove it, and there’s no such thing as an indestructible screen glass.

Nah, I’m not trying to lump you in with people who actually screw teenagers. I’m correctly lumping you in with people who think it’s perfectly normal to have attraction to adolescents and fight this hard to convince everyone else that it’s natural and acceptable because of the existence of ‘pure physical attraction’…

Yes, I’m the one making strawman arguments, says the guy who inserted:

idk about that, wouldn’t a woman who appears to have authority but doesn’t actually know what she’s talking about be far worse than one who obviously is uneducated on the subject?

Physical attraction has nothing to do with maturity levels of either party, huh? So when you were in grade school and you thought a girl in your grade was super hot and you hung a picture of her in your locker, you looked at that picture in your 20's and thought, “Damn I still think this 10 year old with the crispy…

Was “despise” not a harsh enough word for you? I’m not saying it’s a good thing that e-commerce came on the scene and USPS were able to get the contract, it’s just a fact that it’s a significant source of revenue for a service which has to fund itself and be creative, yet is hamstrung by an extremely conservative…

Don’t tell me what to do.

The thing is, they could if they were allowed to. As much as I feud with the USPS, in my area they’re the best package carrier around by far. The only time I really have an issue with them are the services that are contracted out because they just don’t have good infrastructure/policies to deal with those contractors…

man they didn’t take incriminating pictures of that shit and post it all over the internet? I’d make that such a shitshow I’d have to go into witness protection.

No, we don’t agree. I see young guys all the time who have objectively cute bodies but I’m not attracted to them because I’m a 30 year old woman and they’re children. There’s a difference between appreciating aesthetics and actually being attracted, just like there’s a difference between thinking a thing and saying a…

You don’t believe in inside thoughts? How come it’s “a dick move” and I should “shut up” if I tell people what I really think of them, but it would be perfectly acceptable for this guy in his 30s to perv on someone who might have the body of an adult but definitely has the mind of a child?

Sometimes I don’t understand the USPS. Yes I understand no one likes to be bitched at, but these dudes know they wouldn’t have jobs anymore if it weren’t for Amazon and e-commerce, right? Don’t get me wrong, I despise Amazon and their little monopoly is nothing like a good thing, but I don’t think USPS would still be…

Pulled the same shit on me 10 minutes ago. I don’t want $5, I want to know if waiting 5+ days for fulfillment of Prime items is the new normal. Either it is and you’re shortdicking me and trying to pull the wool over my eyes about it, or it’s because it’s fucking two weeks until Christmas and shit’s congested.

You got a good ass mail carrier, that shit is next level

See, it didn’t even occur to me that this was supposed to be directed at black voters. I assumed that, like everything else from the Democratic party, this poster was directed at white women so we could pat ourselves on the back for being woke while we ignore the actual needs of the people that we’re soooo down with.

Whaaaaat