Especially when we come for his ass in skinny jeans and 4 inch heels.

Regarding the dog thing, we do that to EVERYONE. We have no manners and no survival instinct when it comes to dogs on leashes.

There are as many good reasons to use condoms as there are dicks in this world, but sad to say they don’t do much for HPV. Like herpes, someone with an HPV infection sheds virus whether they have any warts or sores and condoms don’t cover all the skin which sheds, as I unfortunately learned when I contracted HPV…

Came here to suggest exactly this. And then rest easy that you’ve at least forced all the cards onto the table when he gets angry at you for cock-blocking him.

Just...right there at the table in front of everyone? This looks delicious but my family is going to balk at that.

It may shock you to know that many meat eaters enjoy tasty veg dishes as well and while meeting veggie person needs might be one reason to make them, expanding our culinary repertoires is another.

Sorry you don’t know people.

Let’s defend literal Nazis on grounds of free speech but not other Americans exercising the same

The republic could not be burning any more if it were literally on fire, thanks Republicans-with-No-Sense-of-Irony. Everyone getting ready to spit a “If Hillary just—” can fuck right off too.

I love you

I’ve also been cleaning while the kettle boils and then for the 6 minutes while the coffee brews. I struggle with clinical depression so sometimes it’s frankly the only thing I accomplish the whole day, but other days that gentle activity is a good way to get the ball rolling.

Uh...huh...

Right?! Omfg my husband did this to me here and on imgur, and then basically outed my imgur identity to everyone he works with. I had to change my damn screen name.

Rofl, fellow shitcannon here. Will be sure to bone up on my Russian if I’m ever in NYC.

At the risk of seeming like I don’t get your joke, if you knew what you were talking about, you’d know that dogs and miniature horses are the only animals that can officially be ADA assistance animals. If people had empathy we wouldn’t have to codify disability protections in law.

Plot twist: he has a severe eating disorder and can’t maintain a healthy weight for more than a few months at a time, the adulation he gains from starring in movies is probably the only thing keeping him going.

I am on the spectrum and you don’t have to be saying you’re on it to say you have a hard time reading people. Even in his “apology” he got soooo close to realizing the problem: he has shitty impulses, he doesn’t control his own behavior, and his position in society means no one else will check them either, but then he…

Just to clarify, in Florida, not only did the state lose money by spending more on drug testing than they would have gained by kicking people off welfare if their tests had come back positive, the drug testing contract was awarded to a company owned by Governor Rick Scott’s wife.

Now that I choose my own milk, I find it has more to do with how it’s stored before I buy it than how cold it is once it’s in my fridge—I’m not buying from places that don’t keep it in a case with a door, which I think makes a difference.

PM me too. There’s no reason we can’t make this a group effort.

If I buy it from a grocery store with a proper cold case with closing doors, I can drink it weeks past the sell by because my fridge is cold. There are places that I won’t buy milk because it’s nasty even before the sell by, though.

It’s not really like refusing to serve pulled pork at the company picnic, though. It’s more like insisting you eat halal 24/7 and not letting you bring pulled pork into the break room, even though it’s a perfectly legal food to eat in the US.