I’m soon to be 30 and I wish more adults were taught this, tbh. A lot of people would benefit from it.

I’m not really hearing a denial there, I’m hearing a justification. Just saying.

How much do you have left to pay?

I have this problem too. There is no smell that is pleasant when you’re being bombarded by it. The worst invention ever are those pseudo-perfume body sprays that every smoker I’ve ever worked with just douses themselves in. I straight up can’t be around people who own ferrets. I called bullshit on Lois Lane not…

As a consequence of having celiac and not being able to eat or drink everything in the world, I’ve taken to sniffing beers and foods my husband gets since I have a very sensitive sniffer to match the super taster mouth. A lot of the craft IPAs he drinks have a very delicate but absolutely enticing floral scent that…

It’s because you’re disregarding all the misses and only recording the hits. You are a walking confirmation bias. If you want to prove that people are reading your thoughts, go take a course in statistics and probability so that you can design a study that isn’t full of sampling errors, or better yet, so you can see…

It’s actually easy as hell. If you’re interested in someone, ask them on a date, don’t try to finger/eye fuck them at work.

I have always loved midcentury modern since before I knew what it was called and I’ve always loved open floor plans too. You guys can keep your ugly dark houses but it doesn’t mean we all have to live in them *arms akimbo*

It depends on the med. If it’s something like topamax, no, it doesn’t seem to do anything to metabolism. If it’s something like Abilify, have fun with your new diabetes. The appetite and metabolism things with prescription drugs aren’t really linked.

Same clan of the Nebraska governor who bought an election to get the death penalty re-instated, too, but who’s counting

Facebook won’t do anything about it either. You can’t report posts if there’s a photo, evidently, because they just think you’re reporting the photo.

I’m sorry this happened to you.

Let me tell you about a good drug: Nucynta. It’s like oxycodone came over with fresh baked cookies, a joint, and you didn’t barf (I always barf from opioids).

My pain doc put me on Cymbalta to help with generalized pain when he couldn’t find a physical source and it turns out I was really fucking depressed, too. It helped a lot with both. Treating the depression and anxiety were just as important as getting at the pain for me.

I think most people who make that argument honestly do it as an appeal to the right and centrists. What’s the point of appealing to ethics and humanity? They don’t fucking have any.

I got into the biggest screaming match with my husband about this when we went to Crete. We’d be walking to get somewhere and he didn’t bother to walk next to me so I was forced to scramble to keep up (a whole other fight) but because I had to scramble, I couldn’t project the kind of body language that makes people…

Uh no, hummers is DEF the proper name for them. My husband’s Grandpa’s wife calls them that 100% earnestly and the rest of the family always has to stifle snickers when she does it. It’s definitely an old person thing.

Hey, they have Voyager also

Same. It gets my hackles up. I do ask people in real life who insist that vaccines cause autism if they’ve been vaccinated (they almost all have been) and if it made them autistic. I then usually go for the “why would you deny that protection to your children?” and equate it to a seatbelt or bicycle helmet. I don’t…

Why do you guys keep going on about Hillary? The way I hear it, she lost, get over it.