Same. As an adult I slimmed down and people usually tell me I look younger now, though. If I let my natural hair grow out I think it might be different because I’m 29 and salt and pepper, but I like having it ridiculous colors because I can get away with it. The hair might skew it younger, but idk.

Fuck yeah! You took it, right?

Seconded re: female gaze. With the way they dress him and shoot him, even with all his clothes on, Craig is totally sexualized at this point.

What’s funny and obviously part of the piece is how that “illegibility” is usually derived from just being blatantly incorrect about the meaning of a damn word. Groups in America do it all the time and it’s hilarious to me to see it from the outside because I don’t find it subtle at all, especially when it’s less…

False, we also eat

Low blood glucose from diabetes causes some goddamn insanity on par with PCP, that shit is insane. I’ve seen people turn from angry grizzly bears to normal humans with a bag of d50w. Healthy people get hangry, people in diabetic shock can almost take bullets.

I don’t see it as a dark side, I fucking love it. Everywhere I went, the food was cheap and good, came out quick, and no one was up my ass every 5 minutes. I was there to eat with my husband, not the people who worked there. They let you sit and digest instead of rushing you out as soon as they can. If you want…

Having a partner do it can definitely be a component of this. I’ve put on plenty of condoms in my day and I’ve usually warmed them up before putting them on a partner, while also continuing foreplay for a little while.

1, 2, 3: mmm yes 100 years definitely

I don’t need to know who is telling the truth because that batshit crazy response tells me that the people who run that restaurant are batshit crazy.

Well, I’ll be paying their fence a little visit.

The bathroom one is actually probably because of plumbing code. I was reading over my local code and it requires separate men’s and women’s bathrooms for shockingly small occupancies, and I’m guessing a hospital would have little to no say over it depending on what their local code is like. My local code only allowed…

Because female is a sex and woman is a gender. We assign bathrooms based on gender, ie what you look like, that’s why you don’t have to give a blood sample to use the can. Most women aren’t comfortable having a man in the bathroom with them.

I don’t think that these midwives are advocating that when you, a biologically female and outwardly presenting woman, go to give birth that you be treated as neuter or otherwise deny your identity. The whole point here is that they ask and be aware rather than simply assume.

Jfc do not let anyone get that pierced with a gun, you can really mess up cartilage with a crush injury from one of those.

Idk, this order is pretty obnoxious but trying to turn it into some moral thing is a little too damn much for me. At the end of the day, either he orders it this way or he probably doesn’t eat Chipotle at all. I don’t believe Chipotle is timed because they don’t have a drive thru.

He’s a grown ass man. He has access to just as many, if not more with his wealth and prestige, resources to find out about this as the rest of us. Why does he need his hand held?

Keep your straw man safe, people will still be shooting off fireworks for days even though the 4th is over. Wouldn’t want him to go up in flames.

Yeah, “he meant well, even though he completely doesn’t understand the problem, cut him some slack you guuuuys,” is surely not the issue. That’s definitely not it. /s

I understand that it is literally the point but can we all just ogle this hot garbage one more time? I can not even begin to imagine what is supposed to be happening here, nor can I understand what is actually happening here. To be perfectly clear, I am 100% happy in my ignorance, no one burst this blissful little…