I'm not saying I feel this way towards you for saying it, but there is something about the idea of the "honeymoon stitch" that kind of fills me with rage. It just seems terribly misogynist (especially because it seems to be done often without the woman necessarily knowing) and how in the world would it make a vagina…

No sitting will be permitted for the first ten days

I was realllllly excited until I got to the price tag. I guess I'll stick with my everyday miracle of turning $9 into wine at the store.

Goddammit, people. Minority Report wasn't a how-to manual.

Troll your friends by making masks of their faces and buying whatever candies they hate.

Amen is my safeword.

There's definitely a downside to this line of thinking for women later in life if the husband isn't able to provide, or makes poor decisions.

Yeah, but he only joins in after the Second Coming.

I submit to my husband. And he submits to me, too. And together, we submit to Jesus.

"The fact is that God ..."

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1) They are, by definition, a cohort.
2) They cackle.
3) They be, by their own admission, crazy.

But by all means - please continue with your passive-aggressive judgmental bullshit. I could use a laugh.

1- FLUFFY 2- BUNNYKINS 3- BUTTCRACK 4- BABY PIGEON 5- FORTNIGHT 6- LIGHT SCATPLAY

Very patriarchy, such mansplain, wow

Much wrong. Doge not sexism. Real fake. Very set up. NegaDoge. Wow.

Female pilot gets sexiest note from sexiest passenger. A story in images.

So sexism. Much misogyny. Wow.

His life must be terrible if that's how he uses his energy.

Like an invasive species, Slutticus slut has dwindled the Slavius Wife species down to near nothing. By giving men milk instead of being a bought cow, Sluts spread a disease that infects Wives in their vulnerable developmental stage. As a result, Wives become Sluts who free range and think all independent like.

Fair point. I'm thinking that he is very fluent in ignorant though.