People (in Russia naturally) have created a breed of domesticated foxes that are supposed to be wonderful pets that combine the independence of a cat with the affection of a dog. I have no idea if these claims are true.

Is this her? Becky with the bad hair?

College kids sleep all over the place on campus. This is standard practice. Especially the ones that study like hell and fall asleep in the libraries, any empty chair, or in the computer labs.

Someone get Becky MayIspeakwithyourmanager’s name out there.

Becky McWhitetears needs to get herself some business. You’re that pressed about a Black student napping in a common area? You’re at Yale. Read a book. Do some homework.

And this isn’t even the first time! Terrorizing fellow students and wasting the time of the police (this ranks so very low on my list of priorities, but if there were ever to be consequences for her bleached ass, this would be the deciding factor I’m sure) demonstrating clearly that she is a disrupting factor on…

And yet Becky McWhitetears will face no consequences from the university or police.

It couldn’t be more obvious that Musk was just just digging years back on her twitter. No way I’m believing that three years apart that they would make the same totally disconnected connection between rockets and baroque music. Also, joke is a pretty generous term to use for whatever that was

Ok Patrick Stewart I’ll add because that would be upsetting.

My favorite was a lightbulb.

Counterpoint:

My mom used to work in an ER for many years.

“If you need the Jaws of Life to save your dick, you’ve taken a wrong turn”

This whole thing is a bit of a humble brag. Just saying, I wouldn’t get stuck in there...

I laughed way too hard at this. Except I also have a broken collarbone, so now I’m in a ton of pain.

Hm. Not quite exploiting the First Daughter gig as best she could...

Yeah, the sub must have been filthy if he did it on board. Like, looks like I need to purposefully sink this million dollar submarine filthy.

I am completely and totally okay with this.