I’m glad I’m not the only big-boobed PMS Binge-shopper. I feel your pain.

I owned that movie on VHS. And not because I had a crush on Brad Pitt. Because I had a crush on the really dorky old layer from L.A. Law who was in it. I legit made my parents drive me three hours to see a really awful play he was in for my 15th birthday. WHAT WAS WRONG WITH ME?

Wedding tax is real. Ugh. That’s ok. I hate white dresses and look like a hideous corpse in them. Got a gorgeous black mermaid dress on sale for $195, and we’re getting married in a cheese shop. Immediately following the wedding? 4 courses of fancy grilled cheese and booze.

Christie’s EXACT face.

I bought the Moonstones two weeks ago. Awesome job with your excellent taste!

EVERTHING looks better with Fluevogs. Vogs for life.

One of the most surreal moments of my life was when a SWAT team captain, complete with HUGE gun, did coke in the bathroom at my work. Went in kinda tired, came out hyper, sniffing, and with FREAKING WHITE POWEDER ON HIS STACHE. I wish I had had your cross stitch in the bathroom.

Helen Mirren runs her mouth a lot. I really want to like her cos she’s a hot older lady that doesn’t give a lot of fucks. But she’s also spewed some nasty victim-blaming on rape victims. And you know what? If I want my partner to walk with his arm around me - awesome. If I want him to walk with three feet between us…

I find Renner super boring and not my thing at all...but every 6 months or so I have a hideous dream where I think he’s really cool and I want him to like me. It’s the most hideously embarrassing dream and I hate it.

I love Sartorial by Penhaligon’s (And their Lavandula & Opus 1870 are also fantastic). Those are all kinda sorted into their men’s fragrances but they are gorgeous perfumes. I’m also pretty loyal to Bpal’s Black Tower (Unisex but not ‘girly’ by any means). The SO wears Bpal’s Aureus and that smells AMAZING.

I really want to take Jorah out, get him drunk, scream “She doesn’t love you bro” at him,

I, too, have a lady-boner for Uncle Touchy aka Littlefinger.

Where can I get that stuffed fox? It is adorable!

One tries new things.

I swear, if these writers had ever been to an orgy, they'd stop trying to make orgies sexy. Orgies are big, dorky parties full of all-too-human flesh, weird smells, and usually pot luck.

You know you can do gel nails at home for hardly any money, right? I bought the cheap-y sensationail UV light at Walmart, and it's been running fine for over two years. I buy the Gelish polishes on Amazon.They last FOREVER and don't get gross like regular nail polish. They're shiny as hell. They keep my nails super…

Very true. As Narcissists see everyone as tools to supply them with praise/services/self-esteem they rarely cut people out of their lives. They grab onto "relationships" and will suck them dry of every last ounce of "Narcissistic Supply." The only time they do cut people off is when they realize the jig is up and…

My shrink also pointed out that "no one will EVER love you like I love you" is basically a threat. The first part of it is literally telling your kid "No one else will ever love you" which is a really terrible idea to instill in a kid and a really hard one to get out from under. It's not a sweet loving phrase. It's…

Yep. I used to have ducklings and they'd scramble to get into my lap for a cuddle...but every damn time - splat. Birds don't have sphincters so they can't control it. They aren't crapping on you on purpose...but it always happens when you cuddle a bird.

She DOES look like a mouthbreather. But he probably smells so I will allow her mouth-breathing as a prophalctic measure to avoid Beiber Smell.