He looks like Vanilla Ice. Sorry, Vanilla Ice.

Really? Taylor Swift Falling is the hill you want to die on?

Do you put the balls in?

ilu President Camacho.

Bwahahaha. It was surreal. Literally had this conversation:

Go llama hiking. I did that in LA once. You walk a llama to the Richard Nixon Library. It's ridiculous and fun. The llamas were awesome.

You can work up optimism on a MONDAY? That's a skill.

Just watch Alan Cumming sing Mein Herr. I saw him do it live. I completely blame the performance for my premature ovarian failure:

Michael Crawford had a gorgeous voice...but I would rather look at Gerard Butler

I love the guy with a beard and chest hair. He still looks awesome, and his 'WHAT OF IT?" face is fab.

I am seething with jealousy.

Anyone who thinks dudes can't like shoes has not seen my boyfriend and his Fluevog collection.

Lecter wouldn't be caught DEAD in that. Lecter can dress.

But where is my Josta?!?!

Olin Firth > Colin Farrell > Colin Hay > Colin Quinn.

Totally extraneous and all but DAMN she has fantastic eyebrows.

Indeed, you make sense. It seems that the media loves to "rank" women, so Laverne, who happens to be gorgeous, gets stuck on a pedestal. It reminds me of the phenomena of "passing" for white. I am certain that elements of the media give her so much attention because she is smart, funny, articulate, and seems like a…

It's so true! Yeah, the only time I've ever been called "A Goddess" it's been by men who have a BDSM/Sub proclivity. It's othering, and fetishistic, and just stooooop. It especially irks me when it's applied to non-white, or trans-women. There's an undertone of "Oh THIS POC does awesome stuff so she is clearly ABOVE…

What is up with Twisty the Clown's mouth? I'd like to get in on the betting with "Phossy Jaw."

That "Goddess" on the photo really bugs me. I get that some people use it as a compliment, but it's got this awful connotation of "othering" people. She's not a magic goddess with super powers, and labeling her as such takes away from her humanity. She's just a woman. She has no magic powers helping her out. She has…