It looks like Poor Bill has been sacked: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/…

"Would u fuck me?"

Oh it could just be his own blog. I'm not certain. If that is the case, at least we can be glad that he doesn't also have a creepy editor in cahoots with him.

The fuck? This reads like creepy real-person chan fic, not musical journalism. How Gross Grandpa getting paid for this?

"If we have a high match % and a low enemy %, yet you think my profile is absurd, then maybe you're just digesting it wrong."

That guy is either being sexist on purpose or naively sexist, which isn't any better. You know what my partner wears every time he flies? A fucking amazing suit. Why? Because a well cut suit is super comfortable! He loves how it feels, cos generally, suits are comfy to wear. It's yet another perk of being a man. You…

Maple Syrup Candy is easily found at Cost Plus. Animal in the Fairfax district usually does a decent-ish poutine.

BDSM-centric books tend to be kinda awful, in general. I haven't read the 50 Shades books, but the Gor books are both awful, sexists AND racist. I know I loved the whole Marketplace series when I was in my late teens and thought they were well written, but I'm afraid to go back and see if they hold up. The Anne Rice…

I was a huge giggler, too. Every once in awhile some Very Serious Manly Man Dom would get all huffy, but usually it was a giggly sort of crowd.

I always find it super funny when fetish stuff is portrayed as so serious in books/film/whatever. Cos in my experience, at least 80% of it is this ridiculous.

Once upon a time I saw this done to balls at a fetish party. I didn't really get the point - I suppose it must have felt...nice? The sub's top put a flashlight behind them and they looked pretty funny. They looked funnier with a flashlight behind them, and a Jack'O'Latern face drawn on them in sharpie.

God, I forgot Bad Dragon exists. So...uh, well done? I guess?

Assuming that it isn't his penis (It's totally his penis) his pocket bottle-dongs should still not be touching a patient. Personal space - don't touch me with your pocket-areas.

And thus, "John Smith Gets Circumcised While Traveling to the Ottoman Empire" fanfic is willed into existence.

ABSOLUTELY. I feel Like Gaston's dick would be uncomfortable huge, and it would never get fully hard, and OMG won't he just come already I am so bored and my mouth/hand/back hurts now.

I had this dream once, at about 7 years old. To this day, every single time I pee, I panic that I am actually asleep. I also check the toilet for snakes, but that's because I heard a story about snake toilets when I was 6 that really stuck with me. Pee time is FRAUGHT!

I worked at a one-off retail store for four years in my 20s. The boss was sleeping with my co-worker. She was also sleeping with the shipping the manager. The shipping manager had a massive scar across his throat. He'd had his throat slit in his drug dealing days. My other two male co-workers were crazy. One was a…

To the tune of Rockaby Baby:

That's horrific. I'm going to just eat some rage for lunch.

I believe Mitchum charges the same for their regular and their lady deodrint. I just buy the unscented one, so I'm not 100% certain they are identical, but google shows there are many instances of them being the same price.