Animals, generally seem to love me. Domestic, pets, wild - they all seem to dig me. Last year I was at an outdoor Shakespeare thing, sitting on my blanket, minding my own business and a wild rabbit jumped into my lap. Hung out there for about a minute, then hopped away. Right in front of the actors, and stayed there,…

This has so much BDSM/Humiliation potential. Making the sub post their times/fitness levels, mocking said levels, etc. They're gonna eat that up.

I was just so damn happy the cat wasn't masturbated on/into. Looks like that rough, dry callus on my heart has finally reached protective levels.

I once ran into William Shatner. He was wearing a denim tuxedo. I will only allow this from Captain Kirk. No one else.

I love you and I love your article. I have periods from hell (I'm bleeding more than I'm not bleeding, and I bleed TONS) and I still won't touch the pill cos it gave me yeast infections FOR A YEAR. Like, All the time, never leaving, always there. My (ex) gyno told me "the pill can't do that" and mansplained how I…

Gah, she's such a BAMF.

I have so few fucks leftover, that giving fucks about what other people eat or don't eat seems like a massive waste of my remaining fucks.

Scots are just hot. And from my experience (three? I think it's just three) quite good in bed.

Right? You know who we really need to weigh in on vaginas? YET MORE MEN.

"vaggies"

I'd be super unsurprised if he has some degree of dementia.

You KNOW it's gonna pick up gross lint. It's going to be a huge, furry dildo-chair.

Her website is grosssssss. Just the main page is so littered with LOOK AT ME SAVING THE DARK PEOPLE photos I'm getting nauseous. It's creepy.

OMG! I love you! I have a fucking ace steamer (besides laundry, I use it to make hats, so I bought an amazing one) . And this won't aggravate my asthma. I am looking forward to cleaning this way, and I've never looked forward to cleaning anything ever.

My shower is exactly like that, gets ALL the fucking mold. Worse? NO FUCKING WINDOW. I'm asthmatic, and bleach makes my lungs freak the fuck out. When we want to clean the mold in those tracks, my SO has to use the bleach and I have to stay out of the house for at least 24 hours.

KICKSTARTER! Mama needs a 34DD/29!

I laugh at expensive beauty stuff as much as the next chick, but Tom Ford's makeup brushes are SO NICE. I wouldn't have bought them - cos they're pricey as hell - but they were in an Oscar swag bag a couple of years ago, and my boss gives me her leftovers.

I'm a big fan of bourbon, and if it's neat or in a cocktail, it will work either way. Blanton's forever.

Was your drink a mint julep? In my mind it IS. And now I want one.

MY DAD IS IMPORTANT is in the lead, but IT WASN'T REALLY A THREAT I WAS JOKING is thundering up the rear. And now I'M GONNA GET YOU FIRED is making his move!