Yep. Humiliation never leaves you. I remember being 16, shopping at Ross, when a hot guy walked towards me and said "Hi." I said "Hi" back, in what 16 year old me thought was a sexy voice - only to instantly realize he was talking to his wife who was behind me. I was so humiliated that I spun on my heel to walk away -…

This attitude, so prevalent in the conservative/right-to-life movement, skeezes me out. The insinuation that you might suddenly be against freedom of choice because you love on specific baby is insulting. Adults should be able to extrapolate "This wasn't the right choice for me, but I don't have the…

Eh, it shouldn't matter at all that " most women fee kinda meh." 1. I'm not really sure that's true. An 2. Give no fucks about what other women want. Give All the fucks about what you and your partner(s) want!

I teared up at the " I wouldn't blame her - I'd help her" bit. I see that several other people here did, too. It surprised me cos I like to think I have a thick skin and I'm mostly past being hurt about being blamed for other people's bad behavior. But a if such a small vocalization of compassion brings tears to my…

I saw the still from the video on my iPhone before I watched it and I instantly thought the PSA was going to be men showing the wounds women recieve in dimestic violence on their own persons. I seriously thought his eyes where black. I'm sure allergies and the small screen had something to do with it it, bug yeah,…

"gaping obtuse butthole" is totally going into my insult rotation.

Yessssss. Mature Orgasms because Peen-in-Vag is ALWAYS the way.

That seems like a whole lot of words to just throw some side-eye at a sex thing some people do.

I don't think people eat the Sugar Egg Dioramas. They were decorations when I was a kid. Like a Gingerbread house. Not really creepy, but I don't imagine they taste nice.

Will you please Dream-Tivo that Rickman thing for me? I MEAN FOR MY FRIEND. Not Me. She (not me) writes Snape Fanfic on occasion. NOT ME!

Spock seems to be pretty pissed about the blow-back from Kirk's last conquest.

I have one of those tomato pincushions but it's pink and black because it's all they had the day I went to Joann's.

Of course they got paid more, because penis. It's like they brought their own built-in pincushion.

Not Neuro Linguistic Programing?

What, you don't think he's having two dozen people over for a Ramen dinner party after? It's like you don't think that a guy who places ads like this has dozens of close friends... ;)

Hahahaha. That makes a GIANT difference. I once was nearly drowned in a hot tub, held under the water forcibly, against my will, in a very sketchy situation, and I was instantly enraged that my hair was ruined. Which totally was the least awful thing that happened, but made me the lividiest. So yeah. I'm not getting…

Asshimi?

Blanton's is getting no love here. I'm going to have to go home and drink some, because BLANTON'S.

I think it's mostly because orgies are usually pretty messy. Even nice ones....I mean, it's a bunch of people, getting really sweaty, and messing about with fluids. Let's just say, at a large orgy, there's an odor.

Now I want a soup Brothel. Thanks, LaGiulia!