Cranston + Watanabe? I'm in, no matter what that equation equals.

The last carny I encountered had a swastika tattoo on his face, and black teeth. Those seemed to work well for him. He was actually working the ball toss, too. I'm still kinda creeped out by him.

Does she have an anklet on under her stockings, too? NO NO NO.

I ate dinner at the table across from him earlier this month and his forearms were totally distracting. I specifically limited myself to one cocktail so I wouldn't be the obnoxious chick he didn't know yelling "TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF" from across the room.

Seriously? I've never know any couple where just the man gives a Valentine's gift. I know three couples where neither couple gifts the other. Everybody else I know it's reciprocal.

You've clearly been dating really shitty people. Unless, I guess, you're incredibly wealthy and only date the poverty-stricken. In which case, the reverse applies.

I was really hoping they'd have it for PS3 or a lower pledge that has the heart monitor setting. I just don't game on the computer. Looks like great world building, though.

I do that.

So, a werewolf in a tutu is more offensive that a death threat?

I haven't seen anyone mention Yuzen: http://www.yuzenbox.com/ They send boxes out quarterly for $33 and the two I've gotten have been so nice. Everything is really high quality stuff, in pretty large either full or travel sizes. They usually have a very high quality chocolate, some facial products, a body butter/hand…

Waygu is a breed of cattle - it's raised in the US now, on some farms. The one I know about is in Washington state, but I'm sure there are plenty others. Kobe beef is Waygu cattle raised in Kobe Japan. That can't be imported, and it can't be sold in the US as Kobe beef, but it's the same animal.

OMG The Snapewives! I still can't stop cracking up over how incredibly passive-aggressive they were with each other. I distinctly remember a message board exchange where one of them was all "Snape's been ignoring me. Did her give you any messages for me in your dream????" And the other chick says "We don't really talk…

I don't get how these would actually be useful/economical. I live with a partner who as ulcerative colitis and it's an awful disease. He has to use the restroom 7-20ish times a day so...what? He's supposed to preemptively plug up the butthole, then rip it off every time he has to go to the restroom? That would mean…

@a6r6o6n You're able to understand the difference between fictional characters and flesh and blood people, yeah? Lolita didn't actually suffer any consequences in the real world...because she doesn't exist. But the living girls being harassed by another living person do actually suffer consequences. Suggesting that…

Absolutely! The enclosure there is modeled after their natural habitat, and has plenty of places the otters can "escape" to if they don't feel like being looked at. But in adorable fashion one of them kept putting his paws on the glass & being a generally adorable ham.

This was totally MY birthday present. High five for your exquisite birthday gift taste.

DangerTits, It was incredible. And as those things go, really affordable. $109 a person. You get to do all of the aquarium on your own, and a two hour behind the scenes tour. It was just me and my SO hanging out with two of the marine mammal specialists. They were nice, super knowledgeable, and fun. It's so so so…

Sea World isn't an aquarium. It's basically a circus that keeps its animals in unsafe, inhumane conditions. Aquariums tend to be focused on education and conservation and while they do have some feedings where the animals perform behaviors for food, it's more about mental stimulation for them and keeping them fit.…

My first crush was the dead Actor Claude Rains. Specifically in the 1943 Universal version of The Phantom of the Opera. I was such a sad, weird eight year old.

Kind of want to? Do. Totally do. But it's ok. My boyfriend's cool with it.