Kind of want to? Do. Totally do. But my boyfriend's cool about it ;-)

Bourbon is my drink of choice, but I occasionally cheat on it with really good Scotch.

I know that Bourbon, too. While I try to be a super open, non-crazy person my brain thinks crazy thoughts that I'm then appalled by. The first time I took out Mr. Bourbon I thought "Hmmmm. He might be gay...so I should wear that perfume I like that smells like it's cologne. Then, if he's gay, he might still find me…

I don't think physical or mental abuse is ever called for. Your friend seemed to be using both as scare tactics on his kid. If that's where his go-to place to get someone in line is, I'm not shocked his ex is an ex. It sounds bullying and ugly. I was never physically abused as a child, only mentally abused and…

It should be pointed out that all that's presented here is the mother's point of view. It's certainly possible that her daughter did what she's being accused of - but it's also possible that the mother is lashing out over something smaller or even imagined.

Douchebagina is my new favorite word. Well done.

I had to stop reading when you mistook a porkpie for a fedora. Get your hat-prejudices straight before you hate.